Privacy Policy

1. Information We Collect

We collect information that you provide directly to us, such as your name, email address, and billing information. We promise not to ask for the secret recipe to your grandma's beef jerky - that's your family's business.

2. How We Use Your Information

We use your information to process orders, send you delicious jerky, and occasionally tell you a meat-related joke. We won't use your data to determine your beef preferences or judge your jerky-eating technique.

3. Information Sharing

We don't sell your personal information. The only thing we sell is top-notch jerky. We may share your information with service providers who help us run our business, but we make them promise not to snack on your data.

4. Data Security

We protect your personal information like we protect our secret jerky recipe - with top-notch security measures. However, no method of transmission over the Internet is 100% secure, just like no piece of jerky is 100% identical to another.

5. Your Rights

You have the right to access, correct, or delete your personal information. Just don't ask us to delete our jerky - that's not happening.

6. Changes to This Policy

We may update this policy from time to time. We'll notify you of any significant changes, but it's a good idea to check back occasionally, kind of like checking the expiration date on your jerky (although our jerky never lasts long enough to expire).

7. Contact Us